How (Not) to Get Attention

So. You want to get some attention for that thing you did. Maybe you wrote the next New York Time's Bestseller. Maybe you finally got your degree. Maybe you put the lid down without being told to. Whatever the case, you feel like sharing your accomplishment!

But how?

Step 1: Approach your unsuspecting victim.

Step 2: Start with a pleasantry. Compliment them in some way.

Step 3: Show off/demonstrate/or Humble Brag your accomplishments!

Step 4: Wait for the oncoming praise from your amazed audience!

Step 5: Should they not respond appropriately don't worry...

Step 6: You can always relax and try again tomorrow knowing you did your best.